A Moveable Beast

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I hope I rock out as hard as this dude when I am 59. bullshit: Yes, you might chuckle to yourself about this man’s fetish, but you should be awed at his goal: he wants to fuck a tornado. That is some life-coach-level dream shit that I could not even think of in my most high, drunken stupors. Well played, sir. Here’s hoping you find your Helen Hunt (or Bill Paxton, I suppose). No gay stuff, though. PS. “With a twist”, get it?

I hope I rock out as hard as this dude when I am 59.

bullshit:

Yes, you might chuckle to yourself about this man’s fetish, but you should be awed at his goal: he wants to fuck a tornado. That is some life-coach-level dream shit that I could not even think of in my most high, drunken stupors. Well played, sir. Here’s hoping you find your Helen Hunt (or Bill Paxton, I suppose). No gay stuff, though.

PS. “With a twist”, get it?

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