Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
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Things that make me smile
nypl:
In honor of the first Caturday in May, here’s a lithograph by Edward Penfield that features two kitties. That should doubly satisfy your cat cravings! The lithograph was created sometime in the late 1800s or early 1900s, and currently sits in the Library’s Miriam and Ira D. Wallach Division of Art, Prints and Photographs (which just recently launched its own catalog; we highly recommend you browse). Happy Caturday!
Heheh.
Yup.
“Faster, faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.”
~ Hunter S. Thompson.
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Do you remember when we met
in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless,
and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing
you, when we were young, and blushed with youth
like bruised fruit. Did we care then
what our neighbors did
in the dark?When our first…
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Virginia ♥ is for State-Mandated Rape
Spread this (no pun intended) to every woman you know — especially women who are not paying attention to politics. They should be.
In keeping with the Republican Party’s agenda to dictate* what women can and cannot do with their bodies, GOP Governor and Misogynistic Pig Bob McDonnell (R-Teabagger) is poised to sign State-Mandated, Non-Consensual, Non-Medically Necessary Vaginal Probing into law.
For men who think this doesn’t concern them, this will give the Commonwealth of Virginia the right to do this to your wife, girlfriend, daughter, granddaughter, sister, niece — even your mother if she’s young enough:
In a vile and disgusting example of the misogynistic extremism that has taken over the Republican Party, Governor McDonnell is at the top of the short list to be chosen as the GOP Vice Presidential Candidate.
In Other News on the GOP War on Women…
Republican Presidential Frontrunner Rick Santorum, a man who has forced his children to kiss and coddle a dead fetus, has publicly stated on more than one occasion that he believes that contraception poses a danger the U.S. and States should have the right to outlaw contraception.
That’s right, Ladies — criminal prosecution/jail-time for using Birth Control.
“One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be. [Sex] is supposed to be within marriage.”
~Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum, CaffeinatedThoughts.com, October 18, 2011
video
Yesterday, Foster Friess, Santorum’s surrogate and campaign financier to the tune of $500,000, went on national TV to say this to NBC Correspondent Andrea Mitchell**:
“This contraceptive thing, my gosh, it’s so inexpensive. Back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.”
~ Rick Santorum Campaign Financier Foster Friess, MSNBC, February 16, 2012
video
In keeping with Republican Extreme Hypocrisy®,GOP Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum believes YOUR method of Birth Control should be to “keep your knees closed”, while the images above specify just exactly how wide you’ll have to spread your legs so that Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell can earn his conservative bona fides and appeal to the American Taliban (aka Christian Conservatives) enough to become the Republican Vice Presidential Candidate.
* That’s dictate, as in The Republican Party wants to turn our Participatory Democracy into an Authoritarian Dictatorship.
** Yes, Andrea, these are the Republicans you are shilling for with your penchant for false-equivalency bullshit, in the name of “fair and balanced”.
BOYCOTT VIRGINIA!
Virginia Contacts
Governor ‘s Office
Department of Travel & Tourism
Virginia Tourism Corporation
Virginia Hospitality and Travel Association
Virginia Beach Convention & Visitors Bureau
Corporations Headquartered in Virginia
full list
Capital One Capitol Advantage Crestline Hotels & Resorts Dollar Tree Gannett Company (USA Today) Hilton Hotels Corporation Mars, Incorporated Medeco Mobil Nextel Communications Plow and Hearth Politico (as if the we needed another reason to boycott that GOP Propaganda Rag) Rosetta Stone Roy Rogers Restaurants Rubbermaid Commercial Products Smithfield Foods Stanley Sunrise Senior Living Trailways Transportation System Verizon Business Verizon Long Distance Volkswagen Group of America What-A-Burger Williamsburg Pottery Factory Williamsburg Soap and Candle Factory XO Communications](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkf3h3LA01qmz3kpo1_500.jpg)
Virginia ♥ is for State-Mandated Rape
Spread this (no pun intended) to every woman you know — especially women who are not paying attention to politics. They should be.
In keeping with the Republican Party’s agenda to dictate* what women can and cannot do with their bodies, GOP Governor and Misogynistic Pig Bob McDonnell (R-Teabagger) is poised to sign State-Mandated, Non-Consensual, Non-Medically Necessary Vaginal Probing into law.
For men who think this doesn’t concern them, this will give the Commonwealth of Virginia the right to do this to your wife, girlfriend, daughter, granddaughter, sister, niece — even your mother if she’s young enough:
In a vile and disgusting example of the misogynistic extremism that has taken over the Republican Party, Governor McDonnell is at the top of the short list to be chosen as the GOP Vice Presidential Candidate.
In Other News on the GOP War on Women…
Republican Presidential Frontrunner Rick Santorum, a man who has forced his children to kiss and coddle a dead fetus, has publicly stated on more than one occasion that he believes that contraception poses a danger the U.S. and States should have the right to outlaw contraception.
That’s right, Ladies — criminal prosecution/jail-time for using Birth Control.
“One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be. [Sex] is supposed to be within marriage.”
~Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum, CaffeinatedThoughts.com, October 18, 2011
Yesterday, Foster Friess, Santorum’s surrogate and campaign financier to the tune of $500,000, went on national TV to say this to NBC Correspondent Andrea Mitchell**:
“This contraceptive thing, my gosh, it’s so inexpensive. Back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.”
~ Rick Santorum Campaign Financier Foster Friess, MSNBC, February 16, 2012
In keeping with Republican Extreme Hypocrisy®,GOP Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum believes YOUR method of Birth Control should be to “keep your knees closed”, while the images above specify just exactly how wide you’ll have to spread your legs so that Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell can earn his conservative bona fides and appeal to the American Taliban (aka Christian Conservatives) enough to become the Republican Vice Presidential Candidate.
* That’s dictate, as in The Republican Party wants to turn our Participatory Democracy into an Authoritarian Dictatorship.
** Yes, Andrea, these are the Republicans you are shilling for with your penchant for false-equivalency bullshit, in the name of “fair and balanced”.
BOYCOTT VIRGINIA!
Virginia Contacts
Department of Travel & Tourism
Virginia Hospitality and Travel Association
Virginia Beach Convention & Visitors Bureau
Corporations Headquartered in Virginia
Capital One
Capitol Advantage
Crestline Hotels & Resorts
Dollar Tree
Gannett Company (USA Today)
Hilton Hotels Corporation
Mars, Incorporated
Medeco
Mobil
Nextel Communications
Plow and Hearth
Politico (as if the we needed another reason to boycott that GOP Propaganda Rag)
Rosetta Stone
Roy Rogers Restaurants
Rubbermaid Commercial Products
Smithfield Foods
Stanley
Sunrise Senior Living
Trailways Transportation System
Verizon Business
Verizon Long Distance
Volkswagen Group of America
What-A-Burger
Williamsburg Pottery Factory
Williamsburg Soap and Candle Factory
XO Communications
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- Someone mentions Alger’s Ragged Dick on Boardwalk Empire and I’m the only person in the room who knows what it is
- People text me to ask about comma usage
I can’t believe I actually read that, but yeah.
24 August 2011
At a regular airport, at a normal restaurant, I waited for a flight to San Francisco with my roommate Kevin. The restaurant was garden-variety airportage, overpriced and vaguely themed. This was a ‘dockside’ affair with dark, wood-paneled walls. Seating in the front, bar…
